How to nap like an 18-month old

How to nap like an 18-month old:

1. Realize you're tired.

2. Ask for yogurt.

3. Smear yogurt all over every surface within reach, ensuring at least half of it goes into left eye.

4. Rub eye repeatedly, 'cause, oh ya, you're tired.  And you have yogurt in your eye.

5. Get hosed down in skin, cry until you realize you can spray water everywhere.

6. Freak out when removed from sink, hold onto tap for dear life.

7. Oh no, she is NOT going to try to change that diaper!  Initiate roll/squirm sequence.

8. F-ing clean diaper ... WHOA is that a clean shirt mom's trying to put on? I don't think so!  Time for some sweet back arches, head banging, & spaghetti arms.

9. Victory, still half naked.

10. NO!  Mom's picking me up again!  Can't she see I'm busy having a temper tantr ... uh ... oh ... zzzzzz.